Archive for the 'Ian Christe' Category

Happy New Year 1994 from Shellac

January 9, 2008

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Most folks, including me, are probably more familiar with the name Crawldaddy than the actual contents of the late-’60s magazine of rock. Well the venerated title is back in some ghostly form, and they’ve dug up a 1994 interview I did with High on Fire/Burning Witch/Nirvana producer Steve Albini where he lays out his anti-bullshit spiel.

Here’s one of the astute things he said:

“…I think Candlebox’s fans hold them very loosely, there just happens to be an awful lot of them at the moment. In five years time, you’ll have as hard a time finding a Candlebox fan as you would finding a die-hard Huey Lewis fan, or a Quarterflash devotee. You do remember what a huge success Vanilla Ice was? Now, you could turn America upside-down and shake it, and not find a Vanilla Ice fan. I still run into people who are rabid fans of something as obscure as MX-80 or the Suicide Commandos. The fact that a band can be quite popular temporarily has nothing whatsoever to do with their ultimate importance.”

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Le Book Jolie Nouveau Est Arrivée

October 31, 2007

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Salut France, Quebec, Belgium, New Orleans, Haiti et les Suisse-Romands — the French translation of Sound of the Beast is finished and ready for release on Nov. 9, 2007. The book was delayed by almost a year when the original translator fell sick and couldn’t continue. In that time, I wrote a new few pages for the book, a “Brief Headbanging Mini-History of French-speaking Metal” covering Trust, Voivod, Treponem Pal, ADX, Antaeus, Cryptopsy, Gojira, and lots of others. I can’t wait to see the reaction, and can’t wait to see a copy for myself.

EDITIONS FLAMMARIONS [Publisher page with links to Alapage.com, Amazon.fr, and fnac.com]

Worshipping the Blue Devils

October 29, 2007

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My old high school has redesigned its Blue Devil team mascot using sophisticated computer rendering (see above). If you run a small semi-bootleg record label and want to use the image for your Venom tribute album cover, I can put you in touch with the Art teacher. I almost forgot that I grew up in a healthy, supportive community where drawing hellish demons was a sign of school spirit.  Go Mynderse! 

Dressing for Mars (A Clothes Encounter?)

September 26, 2007

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What beats all the Halo-inspired Master-whatever Halloween costumes in the works? I wrote a short piece in this month’s Popular Mechanics about MIT’s efforts to create a new space exploration suit for hopping, skipping, and jumping around on Mars. This lightweight, tight-to-body BioSuit uses mechanical pressure instead of gas pressure, so MTV may have to redesign the Spaceman award it gives to the best dancers and lip-synchers each year.

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Photo by Donna Covey

Van Halen: What to Expect

September 17, 2007

There they are circa September 2007 — the guy on bass is named Wolfgang Van Halen.

Like any self-respecting metalhead, I have lots of hobbies to suck up my extra energy, and for the last year one of them has been chronicling the rise and rise and fall and rise of Van Halen. There are several great Van Halen reference books out there, but nobody has had bothered to write a proper biography since 1984 — so I took the bait. This week Amazon.com has added a Search Inside feature to its page for my work Everybody Wants Some: The Van Halen Saga. You can click the “Surprise Me!” button 322 times and read the book in a totally exciting random order.

Here are some comments from the realer world:

“[Christe's] not fooling around. And his prose is always playful.” — Los Angeles Times

“A new biography of the band that made metal marketable doesn’t disappoint the fans.” — The American Prospect

“Christe is back with a shockingly clear view of life behind the iron curtain that is Van Halen. Through Everybody Wants Some: The Van Halen Saga, Christe gives his readers a chance to relive the glory days of Sunset Strip glam Metal, while exploring the complex relationships between the brothers Alex and Eddie Van Halen.” — BringBackGlam.com

“Do yourself a favor and buy this book before you buy a t-shirt at the reunion concert. Christe has written a book that is stylish, succinct, breathtaking and as dazzling as an Eddie Van Halen guitar solo. If you ever stared in the mirror and attempted to imitate David Lee Roth with leaps and splits from the “Jump” video, then this book is for you.” — AntiMusic.com

“Even if you aren’t a Van Halen fan, if you ever liked ‘Runnin’ with the Devil’, ‘Unchained,’ ‘Panama,’ or even ‘Poundcake’ you have to have to read this book. I’m recommending it to all my friends, I enjoyed it as much as Mötley Crüe’s The Dirt!” — GuitarNoize.com

Thanks! I also did interviews about Van Halen and the book on IGBlog.com and BringBackGlam.com, with several more in the works.

Thanks for passing this info around as best you can and checking out the book.

Out to Lunch

September 8, 2007

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Greetings from the dungeons of Chateau de Chillon — wish you were here? The demo cassette spools have stopped spinning for a couple weeks while I march up a few mountains and wear out some train tickets. The Bang! Bang! queue restarts the second week of September. In the meantime, check the Demo Archive, visit Invisible Oranges, read a good book about Van Halen, or just duck and cover.

Everybody Needs Some

August 24, 2007

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Today is the release date for Everybody Wants Some: The Van Halen Saga, my new book. The early reviews look good, and the book is selling like hot cheeseburgers on Amazon and VanHalenStore.com, so I’m going out for champagne and dancing girls.

You can download Chapter One from the publisher HERE. And as of this morning you can buy a copy wherever books are sold. Hang ‘em high!

“Christe’s not fooling around. And his prose is always playful.” — Los Angeles Times

“…a shockingly clear look at life behind the iron curtain that is Van Halen.” — BringBackGlam.com

“…it’s about time these clowns got their story told right!” — some guy selling an advance copy on eBay

Hater at Work

August 18, 2007

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I’ll try to keep this short. Use “Search Inside” on Amazon on the link below if you really want to get into it.

A weird and ideological new book with the breathless title In the Name of Education: How Weird Ideologies Corrupt our Public Schools, Politics, the Media, Higher Institutions, and History takes my book Sound of the Beast to task for ruining education. Let alone the starred review in School Library Journal, I have a sack of inspiring letters from actual smart schoolkids. I’ll freeze them from view for six seconds if that’s what this author wants. From my chapter on metal persecution, she picked out: “Metal witchhunts still spotted the American cultural landscape, fueled by fundamentalist Christians for whom devils and witches were as real as floods and famine.” Her immediate beef was that I limited the class of persecutors to Christians.

So after cheaply namechecking ancient heavy metal heroes Plato and Aristotle, she presents a block quote from Sound of the Beast arguing that if Megadeth shirt shoots someone, it’s not immediately Megadeth’s fault anymore than it’s Nike’s or Levi’s fault if the perp is also wearing sneakers and blue jeans. Sez me: “…likewise the Beatles were dragged twenty years earlier in the circus of the Charles Manson trials. Showing a disturbing ignorance of the facts, accusers claimed that rock music had been Manson’s inspiration.”

Using textbook circular logic, the author of ITNOE: HWICOPSPTMHIAH can only cite Manson prosecutor Vincent Bugliosi’s claim in his pulp memoir Helter Skelter that the Manson Family were somehow motivated by the Beatles’ White Album. By the way, professional arguer Bugliosi is a classic Harry Truman “show-me” kinda guy — a self-avowed agnostic who believes the Kennedy assassination was a one-man job.

By the time the Beatles released even their first album in 1963, son-of-a-prostitute Charles Manson had already:

  • been sold for a pitcher of beer by his mother,
  • been informally adopted by strict religious relatives in West Virginia,
  • been rejected for placement in a foster home,
  • stolen bicycles and cars,
  • escaped from Boys Town,
  • committed armed robberies against multiple gas stations and grocery stores,
  • raped a boy while holding a razor to his throat,
  • pimped underage girls,
  • cashed forged US Treasury checks,
  • and trafficked girls across state lines for purposes of prostitution.

Manson spent more than half of his life prior to 1963 in reformatories and Christian households. Blame Manson on the prison system or Christians if you want — but the Beatles or heavy metal did not exist when the Manson monster was forged. Plus the Beatles have sold 100 million+ albums, yet there’s still only one Manson.

In almost every criminal case where heavy metal has been implicated, the backstory is similar — as Sound of the Beast points out repeatedly.

Most Many of my best friends are crazy idiots who believe stupid things, and I love it, but deluded, messianic, self-annointed prophets who make lecture circuit money attacking teachers and kids in black T-shirts aren’t funny at all.

Bullets Over Times Square

August 17, 2007

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This is Megadeth’s new boxset Warchest beaming down over Times Square NYC with 10-foot high bullets. I wrote the essay that wraps all 4 CDs and DVD together, so I’m basking in one bright pixel of this Broadway pizzazz. The set comes out Oct. 15, according to Amazon — Armageddon permitting.

Marooned With Maiden

July 24, 2007

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I wrote an essay on Iron Maiden’s Killers for the new book Marooned: The Next Generation of Desert Island Discs. It was easy to summon white-knuckle terror for my story — returning to New York from a Melvins/Napalm Death show in London ten years ago, my plane made an emergency landing inside the Arctic Circle. I took it from there.

This book picks up the thread of Stranded: Rock and Roll for a Desert Island, a 1979-era bunch of bananas by Lester Bangs, Robert Christgau, Nick Tosches, Janet Maslin and Greil Marcus on the obsessive desert island disc experience. Marcus returned from his island in 2007 to write the introduction to Marooned, and snot-nosed upstarts like me, Simon Reynolds, John Darnielle, Derek Taylor, and Jeff Chang each scrawled a few thousand words in the sand about our end-all, be-all wish for the last record on Earth. Lots of metal represented — besides Killers, there are good, funny pieces on Motörhead’s No Remorse, Scorpions’ Virgin Killer, and Dio’s Anthology.

I’ll be on WNYC’s Soundcheck program today at 1PM ET with editor Phil Freeman (No Remorse) and writer Greg Tate (Miles Davis’ Bitches Brew) to talk about the book. Also actress Minnie Driver, who I hear is really into Anaal Nathrakh. LISTEN LIVE